May the Floss Be With You

On the way home (or maybe to Toshi Station) from Fremont I stopped at the grocery store, where I found this piece of joy for 40% of its clearance price.

That's right. I just paid $3 to be able to tell the dentist that while I may not floss regularly, I brush like a mofo-in' Jedi! Presumably the toothbrush lights up into a plasma beam, which will cleanse my teeth of both badness and sith. I don't even want to speculate about the midichlorian and/or yoda-flavoured mouthwash.